Dental Hygiene: To Pee or not to Pee?


So. Early this morning I went to Dr. Eickenhorst, my endodontic specialist, to finish my root canal. I don’t know if his actual heritage fits my imagination, but Dr. E’s office is run with efficiencies that Wehrmacht Field General would applaud.

Appointments are precise; the staff is always ready with the next torture device- poised to pass it to the Doc as he labors in your mouth; every second you sit in the chair has a purposeful action attached; the biling staff handles the mountains of insurance paperwork with aplomb.

Yet somehow, all of that organization is greased with human kindness. It is the most incredible thing I have ever seen.

In most doctor’s offices you get either organization or you get human kindness in spades. That is human nature at its basic norm. Rarely can any business merge the two seeming extremes. Seemingly extremes?

Anyway, it seems to me that I should say nice things about a nice medical professional office that is well run to boot. I like to say nice things about any well run business.

And by the way, I always pee more in the morning than any other time, so my procedure was delayed for me to take a pee break. Twice.

Makes a person wonder.

Drink Carta Blanca beer- October is beer month after all.

Manana, y’all.

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2 Responses to “Dental Hygiene: To Pee or not to Pee?”

  1. SaggyScrotum says:

    You Americans just whine for every little thing! Here in Sweden we go behind the house, excise rotten teeth and come back with a hollow smile. Since you are living in the land of the great Satan you will never understand this. Free of teeth is actually what everyone wants. Just look at the Afghanistans, their women almost never have any teeth. and what a sound they produce. AALALALALLALLALLALALLALLALLALLA! etc. You Americans need to go back to the basics, and start talking like ordinary folks, the ones in your projects, then we all will understand you, like Obama

  2. admin says:

    Yes we do, Americans are spoiled. But Saggy, what does that have to do with with women in other countries? You sound quite angry but I’m confused as to precisely what might be the root cause of that anger. If you can elaborate intelligently, I might post your thoughts here for review. But if you are simply the prejudiced fuckball hinted at by your comment, I doubt your expose would be any more cogent that this post. I hope I misread and that you are a warm and loving man with an axe to grind. Thanks for your comment.

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