Another Test; Websites Suck

So. This is a fucking test of the Mooner Johnson Broadcasting Syatem. This system is so fucked up that if it was a puppy, its mother would lay on it and smother the breath from its little lungs.

Then, she might eat its lifeless little carcuss. I don’t know what dogs do during infantcize dealies. I’d ask Dixie but she’s not talking to me. I’d tell you all about that silly shit, but this is just a fucking test.

But while I’m here, let me say, “FUCK RICK PERRY!”

Carta Blanca isn’t helping.

Please let me know if you can read this.

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4 Responses to “Another Test; Websites Suck”

  1. Squatlo says:

    Got through this time! Chalk one up to persistence…. now let’s see if I can post this comment, back up and read the next post!

  2. Mooner, you spend so much time fixing this fucking site – when the hell will you have time to find, marry, and divorce wife number 11??? I’m waiting on my tomatoes, dammit!

  3. Squat. Thanks for your persistance.

    Reck. I, my dearest Number Twelve, am a serious multi-tasker. Watch this……….. I drank beer and peed in the sink at the same time!

  4. Mooner, I’d call you retarded, but I know underneath all of that crazy ADHD-addled chaos – you’re a fucking genius. Get busy on number 11. I want to quit working, dammit.

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