Comments on: Hey Dougie At @DollarsAsAmmo; If You Don’t Have A Cat Name– Go Away

By: admin

admin — Fri, 06 May 2011 01:03:16 +0000

Reck. But how do you really feel?

By: The Reckmonster

The Reckmonster — Thu, 05 May 2011 22:11:40 +0000

You can tell NUMBER EIGHTY THREE that there is a reason people hate cats. She is the perfect example.

By: admin

admin — Thu, 05 May 2011 12:27:24 +0000

Reck. The cat says that until you step up to the plate, and move to Number 11 from prospective Number 12, you can hold the May-o and can the rhetoric. Those are certainly NOT my sentiments, that was straight from Eighty-three. She did say that she likes you except for when you get into her business. On a final note, she asked me to tell you that the proper pronunciation would be more akin to “mahe-o” as opposed to may-o.

Please don’t shoot the messenger.

By: The Reckmonster

The Reckmonster — Thu, 05 May 2011 03:17:41 +0000

Fuck that bitch ass cat! Panang is a GREAT name.

Fine. Here is the phonetic shit for “siamese cat”"
แมวไทย maaeo thai- Siamese cat

‘maaeo thai’ = siamese cat

So, smoosh it all together and call that little bitch “Maaeothai” (phonetically: may-o-thai) and you can just call the little hooker “may-o” which will sound like “cat” Thai.

By: Mooner Johnson

Mooner Johnson — Wed, 04 May 2011 21:08:36 +0000

Squat. Gram suggested “Dumass” and I’ll quote my grandmother here, “Onna count a she ‘dopted yer smelly ass, Mooner.” Didn’t take the cat a half hour after hearing that for the cat to find Gram’s favorite thong bikini and shred it into confetti. Upon discovering the tattered bathing suit, Gram had a new name for her– “Dead Fucking Cat”. If she claws any more of Gram’s sex clothes, I’ll name her “Eighty-sixed.”

I’ll log your names for the contest, except for Aggie. Soon as you name a pet “Roll Tide” I’ll place it under consideration.

By: Squatlo

Squatlo — Wed, 04 May 2011 18:34:33 +0000

How ’bout “Aggie?” Oh wait… you longhorny people have problems with your in-state competition, my bad.

Okay, how ’bout “Hussy” as in “You shameless hussey!”

“Hairball” has always been one of my favorites, too.

If she’s the kind of cat that can claw your ankles from under the couch, maybe “Ripsaw” would work…

Hell, Mooner, name her “Puzzle” because she must be one to have ended up at your house!