Mooner Johnson’s Store Is Open For Business!!!


So. Hooooo-Fucking-Raaaaaaah!!!

The Mooner Johnson store is open for business and Fuck Rick Perry merchandise is now on sale. A huge thanks to Brandon from over to My Own Private Idaho. Brandon did all of the art work and graphics and he’s even installing all of the merchandise in the store for me. You must go check it out by clicking to:

Brandon already has 14 different products up as I’m doing this, and they are absolutely fucking knockouts. You have to go look and see what great work he has done. I can hardly wait to start giving shit away.

OK, so that you know, this is Phase One of the newly announced:


Mooner Johnson’s Fuck Rick Perry To The Tenth Degree Tour

This tour will feature many of your favorite bloggers putting their names on FUCK RICK PERRY merchandise. This merchandise will be made available in any number of ways here in Mooner World and on the other bloggers’ sites as well.

You can join now. If you have a blog and you want to participate just email me at: and I can give you the details.

Future products will include: Heil Boehner, Who Gives A Shit, and much, much more.

I’m so fucking excited I think I just shit myself. No fooling. Manana, y’all.

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