Word Theives And Other Shitballs

 

So. Answer me this if you will. Who is actually reading this shit? Of the nine hundred or so personages who clicked onto the bloggie yesterday, fully sixty percent were from overseas and most of them were from third world destinations. Why do countries known for unsanitary living conditions and less than second grade educations breed Mooner Johnson readers?

I do know that at least six of those foreign persons steal my content in its entirety, then translate it into Hindi or whateverthefuck language it is that floats natively from their thieving tongues. Then they rebroadcast my words in total. Each of those slimy fuckballs take all the credit and give me none. This one guy over to Indonesia someplace has a website with a blog called “Mooner Johnson by Ndhat Nmbuktu.” Squirt says the N’s are silent.

I’d like to silence his fucking N’s.

This guy’s entire plagiarized story is written in one of those symbol languages. They leave everyone’s names spelled in English except for Gram’s, and to make matters terribler, Squirt says that the name they call Gram roughly translates as “Wise Sex Goddess With Iron Pussy.”

I want to be offended by that name they call my grandmother, but that’s close to what I would call her if she was your grandmother. I’d leave out the Wise and change the Goddess to Predator.

Anyway, what in the hell would Muslim fundamentalists find even remotely interesting about me? Whatinthefuck do I talk about here that attracts those silly shitballs?

Ugh. I need a Carta Blanca beer.

Fuck plagiarismists (plagiarists?) and FUCK PRICK PERRY!

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5 Responses to “Word Theives And Other Shitballs”

  1. Squatlo says:

    From all indications, most people who don’t speak English have less trouble understanding your blog than those of us who do… so you migtht want to relax a little on the paranoia concerning translations. Shit, Mooner, I need a translator half the time when I come over here!

    You had nine hundred hits? Shit, I don’t do that well unless Crooks and Liars has put me on their blog list for the day, and then it only attracts trolls who like to poison whomever they approve of…

    Just read a column by that fossil Cal Thomas wherein he said if Rick Perry is “all in” for 2012, the GOP is in fat city. All’s well if Rick’s running.

    Supposed to make an announcement at the end of the summer. When’s summer end in Texas? December? January? Inquiring citizens want to know…

  2. Squatlo says:

    Mooner, get thee over to Yellow Fringe’s site: http://yellowfringe.blogspot.com/2011/08/fascist-general-uniform-for-evenings-in.html?showComment=1312341352408#c7258237351774147087 and check out the Rick Perry is fascist uniform pic he has posted. You’ll shit yourself, honestly…

  3. admin says:

    Squat. OK, first, OMFG all over the place. Yellow Fringe’s Perry pic is the scariest thing I ever saw.

    Second, Nine hundred hits but eight hundred are likely pre-pubescent boys from Latvia who googled “celebrity camel toes” thinking they would find photos of Britany Spears crotch. You can imagine their confusion when they got a look at this shit.

    Prick Perry is running but he wants “his people” to beg him first. The boy has good handlers, I’ll give him that.

    Things are so hot and dry here, our summer this year will end next summer. But to quote Rick Perry, “What global warming?”

    FUCK…RICK…PERRY!

  4. Squatlo says:

    For what it’s worth, you could post cameltoe pix all day and I’d never have to surf again… just sayin’… it’s not just the kids who would tune in.

  5. Squat. Et tu, fucking Brute? Yours is the unkindest cut of all. And why in hell don’t we apostrophize the word “yours”?

    Maybe I should just follow my Gram’s example. When I bitched to her about this she said to me, she said, “Oh who gives a shit, Mooner? Yer lucky anybody tunes in ta yer bloggie any hows. Now shut tha fuck up an bring me a beer.”

    She’s right, I know it. I guess my ego gets in the way of good marketing sometimes. So………

    FUCK RICK PERRY!

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