So. Charles F. Dupuis of Presque Isle, Maine bought my book and was shipped the wrong type size. I specifically chose the large type size to be sold by Amazon so that it would have LARGE SIZE FUCKING PRINT! The price of the fucking book was determined to be at the higher price because I decided it was worth killing an extra tree to enable folks the ability to read the fucking book without magnification.
Charles, I am terribly sorry and want to make this up to you. I have spent an hour on the phone and Internet trying to obtain contact info for you and cannot. Please let me know if Amazon has fixed this for you. If they do not, I will.
I have somehow managed to convince myself that Amazon is not one of those giant companies run by one-percenter assholes. How they handle this dealie will shed light thereon.
Please contact me, or if you know him, contact him with my request. I hate few things and unhappy customers are one of them.
OK, wait. I have managed to piss off quite a few customers in my time, so when I say “customers” I mean that customers is both a singular item in the short list of things I hate, and a class containing multiple members.
I also hate people who don’t keep their promises routinely. Let’s hope Amazon isn’t attending that class.