Comments on: Sniff, Hike, Dribble: A Parenting Lesson From Mooner Johnson, Father-of-the-Year Nominee

By: squatlo

squatlo — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 12:39:25 +0000

Mooner, you deafening silence on this here blobber is more proof that your time is being spent planning this kick-ass gay wedding party down to your ranchero. As John Cleese says to the old man in the “Bring out your dead scene” from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”:

“You’re not fooling anyone, you know!”

By: Father-of-the-Year Nominee, Mooner Johnson

Father-of-the-Year Nominee, Mooner Johnson — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 12:06:19 +0000

Beej. Lampshades are optional, and the only party the Prick has attended, he crashed.

Mel. I started to mention you when discussing pig meat day, but then I forgot. I appreciate your kind words over to Katy’s place and have begun a little ditty for you.

As for my thoughts on my father, it actually started when I read Thank-Q and thought about Quincy losing his moms last week. I guess thinking of Q’s loss and a bean fart contest threw my emotions into overdrive.

By: mel

mel — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 08:30:07 +0000

Still a little bummed that there was no mention of me in the little non party thing. Oh well…I’m over it. And I got a huge kick out of your post at Katy’s place. As you could see, I HAD FIRST COMMENT!! How you like me now?

As for missing your Daddy…perhaps it is all of the Father’s Day in the air. Sorry about that. I never miss my sperm donor (you can read a little snippet why today as a matter of fact…). So I am a little jealous that you have him to miss I think. At any rate….Happy Father’s Day to you! I hope to hear from you soon…can’t wait to see what kind of concoction you come up with for me – make sure you note any extra “seasonings” that you use…

By: bj

bj — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 23:58:57 +0000

If Pricky Ricky Perry is gonna be at the party …. I’m bringin’ my SPECIAL ‘Maters! Seriously ….. should I bring my Lampshade?

By: Father-of-the-Year Nominee, Mooner Johnson

Father-of-the-Year Nominee, Mooner Johnson — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 12:09:30 +0000

Squat. OK, first, there is no party, and second, Katy is a Texas Treasure. It’s too bad I wrecked her website.

Katy. I am so sorry for setting your website back to the days of hard-wire connections. I have the same dealio here–thousands of views and onesy-twosies of comments.

As for Little Pricky Perry, I’m told my humor requires a sense of same. Have you ever met an Aggie Yell Leader with a sense of humor? I have a story to tell you as soon as I get the clearance to do so. It’ll clear some things up.

Q. I wish I missed the pious and pompous prick. I also think that I was thinking about your Mom when I started missing my father. Anytime a friend loses a parent I find myself thinking of Daddy.

By: Q

Sat, 16 Jun 2012 03:24:16 +0000

I miss Rick Perry. It’s been so long since I’ve heard his name. Did he ever figure out what that 3rd thing was that he forgot during the debates?

I’m behind on reading your posts because Yoda the Goat Dog is a new one on me. I’m going to have to back track and see what I’ve missed!

By: squatlo

squatlo — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:48:24 +0000

Katy, trust me on this: bad blood between Mooner and the gov is out of your hands. Way the hell out of your hands.

By: Katy Anders

Katy Anders — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 15:50:36 +0000

Hey, Mooner. Thanks for the words!

I posted it, and it’s getting a TON of page views, if not a ton of comments yet.

I offered to supply counselors at the end, if needed. Poor folks probably can’t compose themselves enough yet to request the counselor…

I hope I haven’t caused any bad blood between you and governor, by the way. I’m sure that if he was being honest about, he finds you as funny as you find him.

By: squatlo

squatlo — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 13:11:24 +0000

Your ‘party’s off’ denials aren’t fooling anyone, you know. If you don’t want your rowdy friends coming over and telling incriminating stories about your lascivious behavior in the volunteer state, just say so!

We did enjoy having Katy visit you site, though. It was like having a really cool and hot substitute teacher instead of the grumpy bastard who usually stands at the chalkboard with the pointer. Now that you’re back we’ll have some withdrawal symptoms, but we’ll get over it. Did you know Katy has actual famous people commenting on her site? Well known athiests and everything. I immediately felt both intimidated and completely at home there.

Listen, the Rick and Anita story is just too great to sit on, so get permission or whatever it is you have to do in order to get clearance for that one, and put it into print.

Gotta go, I’m getting ready for a big party down to Tay-Hass.