As for the rest, fuck Alabalama and midget Nazi prick that runs their football program.

Secondly, as much as one of your home-”growed” ignorant redneck Christian fundies would blend right in up here, the one in question simply made a phone call threat from Tay-Hass to the local Mosque folks. No one knows how someone in Texas got wind of a mosque controversy up here in Murf-burr, or who showed him how to make a long distance phone call, but I suppose there’s a chance publicity about our little dustup made it’s way into the local right-wing news outlets down there. At any rate, we don’t have the shithead in custody up here, far as I know. The Feds merely asked his attorney to notify him to turn himself in to authorities down there in Longhorny Land.

When the news was announced about this idiot they did it at the site of the new mosque about a quarter mile from here, which again brought out the news crew helicopters to buzz the place, as if they had an ongoing-SQUAT team tactical situation going on. They could have done this from the Federal building in Austin and not got our local livestock all spooked again. Sigh.

Speaking of livestock, glad to hear you kept Rush from fornicating during the actual ceremony. And if you have enough beer for another trip to Tennessee, c’mon up! We’re about to get some tomatoes off the vines over here, and BJ’s already passing some of his around for folks like me who planted late.

But if you come back up, try to get the name right. “Neyland”… pronounced “Knee-Land”… some of the locals are touchy as shit about the General. Kinda like insultin’ that Bear guy in Tuscs-are-loosa. Frowned upon.